“Corporate Freak Outreach”
Bud Light in a can,
is now endorsing,
Fuckin’ your buddy in the can.

Bud Light,
Anal Lube,
Fresh Squoze Semen.

are the ingredients for a brand new beverage.
Ask your bartender for it by name, it’s called a:
“Creamy Jizz Fizz”

It’s here!
Instead of the standard pop-top, or twist-off,
our new caps must be vigorously jerked-off.